To clean or not to clean, that IS the question. Thou hath do thy duty, woman, thou must forsake all other funnery and festivities. For if thou hath not cleaned, then thou hath feel the wrath of the guilt, the wrath of the tortured, the wrath of the evil filth that lives amongst us. Do this! Do this now, and then thou shall feel the goodness of the purity, the truth shall be seen, and the clothing shall be freed!
FREE AT LAST!
YES, I'm going to start cleaning out my closet now. Curtain closed.
Good night all.